Who is Chenille Steele?
In her own words....
My Name is Chenille Steele and I'm a 29 year old Glamour Model. It's great!
I am originally from Saffron Walden but now I live in Fulham in my very own lush flat. I know it's only a council place but I'm gunna save up for my own place (after I've saved up for my boob job cos I reckon I can make loads more money - thats what I've been told by a well good PR bloke who is helping me sell my story on a footballer I've shagged.)
I've got a brindled pit-bull called Drogba, and he is my best mate (he loves it when I dress him in matching clothes to me!)
I normally get treated to shopping trips in Knightsbridge but if I ever do have to buy my own gear, I pop into Atlantic Fashion on the North End Road, their stuff is dead cheap and a they also do well nice leatherette dresses and diamante hot pants. I also get my celery from the veggie market stalls on the North End Road too.
Being a Glamour Model is really really great cos I get loads of money and free stuff. . . just to take off my clothes!! But seriously, one day I would like to settle down. I've met loads of guys speed dating in London and I've actually been engaged twice but sadly both relationships ended in tragedy. During an energetic lovemaking session 'a la Leslie Ash' my first fiance sustained a groin injury so severe that his promising football career was cut dramatically short. We tried to carry on but his wage as a hospital porter was never gunna keep me in the style to which I'd like to become accustomed. After a long struggle to stay in the Premiership, my most recent ex-fiances team was relegated to the first division, so once again I had to make the heart wrenching decision to break off our engagement.
I am still on the hunt for a star with some cash and have considered Tiger Woods as a potential husband, but I decided to stick with the footballers cos amazingly they don't screw around as much as golfers.
'Wag' is just a perfect job for me. I know most girls want to be a Wag but I really do qualify for this more than anyone else cos I've slept with footballers and everything.
Now I know you're all wondering how I got to where I am now so here goes. I used to work in Secrets and I got sh*t loads of attention. Footballers would come in all the time and pay me for dances, they loved it when I flashed my bits. And thats where it all started, my life has been like a rollercoaster since then. Papers and Magazines wanting to interview me and I've even been on page 3 of certain tabloids. It's great!
Anyway, I've decided to be a singer. People say I sound like a cross between Mariah n the Cheeky Girls which is wicked because I love Mariah and the Cheeky Girls are my mates, so I'm really happy. The song is about my life, and one day I'm gonna write a book too.....watch out boys.