Who is Chenille Steele?

My Name is Chenille Steele and I'm a 29 year old Glamour Model. It's great!

I am originally from Saffron Walden but now I live in Fulham in my very own lush flat. I know it's only a council place but I'm gunna save up for my own place (after I've saved up for my boob job cos I reckon I can make loads more money - thats what I've been told by a well good PR bloke who is helping me sell my story on a footballer I've shagged.)

I've got a brindled pit-bull called Drogba, and he is my best mate (he loves it when I dress him in matchin clothes to me!!)

I normally get treated to shopping trips in Knightsbridge but if I ever do have to buy my own gear, I pop into Atlantic Fashion on the North End Road, their stuff is dead cheap and a they also do well nice leatherette dresses and diamante hot pants. I also get my celery from the veggie market stalls on the North End Road 2.

Bein a Glamour Model is really really great cos I get loads of money and free stuff. . . just to take off my clothes!! But seriously... one day I would like to settle down. I've actually been engaged twice but sadly both relationships ended in tragedy. During an energetic lovemaking session 'a la Leslie Ash' my first fiance sustained a groin injury so severe that his promisin football career was cut dramatically short. We tried to carry on but his wage as a hospital porter was never gunna keep me in the style to which I'd like to become accustomed. After a long struggle to stay in the Premiership, my most recent ex-fiances team was relegated to first division, so once again I had to make the heart wrenching decision to break off our engagement.

I am still on the hunt for a star with some cash and have considered Tiger Woods as a potential husband, but I decided to stick with the footballers cos amazingly they don't screw around as much as golfers.

'Wag' is just a perfect job for me. I know most girls want to be a Wag but I really do qualify for this more than anyone else cos I've slept with footballers and everythin.

Now I know you're all wondering how I got to where I am now so here goes. I used to work in Secrets and I got sh*t loads of attention. Footballers would come in all the time and pay me for dances, they loved it when I flashed my bits. And thats where it all started, my life has been like a rollercoaster since then. Papers and Magazines wanting to interview me and I've even been on page 3 of certain tabloids. Its great!

Anyway, I've decided to be a singer. People say I sound like a cross between Mariah n the Cheeky Girls which is wicked because I love Mariah and the Cheeky Girls are my mates, so I'm really happy. The song is about my life, and one day I'm gonna write a book too.....watch out boys

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